Population | 4.848 billion |
Capital | Bonesborough |
Leader | King |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | snail |
Animal | owl |
The Loving Couple of Fan4rt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.848 billion Fan4rtians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Fan4rtian economy, worth 477 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 98,458 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
King is famed for giving great back rubs, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, and animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fan4rt's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.
Fan4rt is ranked 72,458th in the world and 11th in Wintercrest for Most Stationary, with 653.04373482952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, King is famed for giving great back rubs.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Bonesborough for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, politicians live in luxury.
- : Following new legislation in Fan4rt, a significant number of owls are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse.