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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,614th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,018th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,340th
The Totally Not Totalitarianism of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I wish I could drink beer without getting fat
Dear not Dictator Mk II
Civil Rights
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Fam-Friendly State

Population2.752 billion

CapitalMost Not Polluted City on Earth
LeaderDear not Dictator Mk II
FaithSingles' Club

CurrencyFriendly moneys
AnimalGoogly-eyed radioactive waste

The Totally Not Totalitarianism of Fam-Friendly State is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dear not Dictator Mk II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.752 billion Friends are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Most Not Polluted City on Earth. The average income tax rate is 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Friendly economy, worth 470 trillion Friendly moneys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,113 Friendly moneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, news headlines usually include p-values, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Friendly justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fam-Friendly State's national animal is the Googly-eyed radioactive waste, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Singles' Club.

Fam-Friendly State is ranked 146,178th in the world and 5,173rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.25 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,614thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,340thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,629thMost Influential: 4,704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,190thLargest Black Market: 5,209thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,670thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 7,555thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,664thHealthiest Citizens: 8,165thLargest Governments: 8,419thHighest Average Incomes: 8,746thLargest Mining Sector: 8,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,520thMost Efficient Economies: 9,714thMost Avoided: 9,826thLargest Retail Industry: 10,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,070thMost Secular: 13,772ndRudest Citizens: 14,191stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,989th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 137th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 194th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 199th in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 215th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 225th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 239th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 249th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 270th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 274th in the regionMost Avoided: 305th in the regionMost Secular: 351st in the regionMost Stationary: 368th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 392nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 398th in the regionMost Developed: 411th in the regionMost Cultured: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionRudest Citizens: 464th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 476th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 485th in the region

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