The Queendom of False Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.295 billion Dragons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The frighteningly efficient False Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,743 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,012 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. False Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

False Dragonia is ranked 6,884^th in the world and 155^th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.92 law-abiding acts per hour.