The Commonwealth of Fallooplesburg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Erika von Mairel with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.5 billion Faloplins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dufarstiato. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fallooplesburgian economy, worth 306 trillion Verres a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,152 Verres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallooplesburg's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fallooplesburg is ranked 256,309^th in the world and 351^st in Anteria for Most Patriotic, with 0.83 flags saluted per person per day.