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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,507th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,994th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,212th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
War is peace
Influence
Contender
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Falleo

Population504 million

CapitalParis

CurrencyDong
AnimalSnake

The Dictatorship of Falleo is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 504 million Falleoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The strong Falleoan economy, worth 29.8 trillion Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,222 Dongs, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falleo's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Falleo is ranked 90,777th in the world and 18th in Noxus pact for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,049.03 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,994thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,212thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,051stMost Avoided: 9,057thMost Conservative: 9,454thLargest Retail Industry: 14,285thMost Authoritarian: 14,374th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Falleo's influence in Noxus pact fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Falleo lodged a message on the Noxus pact Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Falleo, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Falleo, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Falleo, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Following new legislation in Falleo, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Falleo, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Falleo lodged a message on the Noxus pact Regional Message Board.
  • : Falleo's influence in Noxus pact rose from "Zero" to "Instigator".
  • : Falleo relocated from The conversion bureau to Noxus pact.

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