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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 138thLargest Black Market: 194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th
The Ilengist Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists
A New Generation, A New Humanity
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Fallen Titanopolis

Population19.546 billion

CapitalKjanja
LeaderFirst Friend of the Ileng
FaithIlengism

CurrencyIleng Mark
AnimalIlengized Monkey

The Ilengist Protectorate of Fallen Titanopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Friend of the Ileng with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 19.546 billion Fallen Titanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjanja. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Titanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,407 trillion Ileng Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,806 Ileng Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Fallen Titanian Navy, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. Fallen Titanopolis's national animal is the Ilengized Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ilengism.

Fallen Titanopolis is ranked 224,331st in the world and 10th in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions for Most Primitive, scoring -463.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 138thLargest Black Market: 194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213thMost Devout: 219thHighest Poor Incomes: 479thMost Corrupt Governments: 579thLargest Welfare Programs: 644thMost Advanced Public Education: 837thMost Inclusive: 890thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,081stHighest Economic Output: 1,337thHighest Food Quality: 1,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,428thHighest Average Incomes: 1,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,728thMost Cultured: 1,753rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,764thBest Weather: 1,819thLargest Governments: 1,875thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,441stMost Efficient Economies: 4,585thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,021stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,713thLowest Crime Rates: 7,063rdMost Patriotic: 7,334thLargest Populations: 8,317thMost Influential: 9,844thMost Stationary: 10,032ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,476thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,848thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,110thHighest Drug Use: 18,170thMost Income Equality: 20,059thHealthiest Citizens: 21,808thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,079th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fallen Titanopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Fallen Titanian Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, the official Fallen Titanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, glamping Fallen Titanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Titanopolis, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.

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