Population | 15.114 billion |
Capital | Lesifka Kronah |
Leader | Big Brother Babushka |
Faith | Eternum |
Currency | Stone |
Animal | Long-Tailed Potoo |
The Fallen Kingdom of Fallen Persons is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother Babushka with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.114 billion Fallen Personsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesifka Kronah. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fallen Personsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion Stones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,788 Stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lesifka Kronah's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Big Brother Babushka often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Fallen Persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Persons's national animal is the Long-Tailed Potoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternum.
Fallen Persons is ranked 212,382nd in the world and 368th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 163.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Lowest Crime Rates.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
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Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.