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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 462ndMost Devout: 782ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,258th
The Fallen Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Death can only kill you
Big Brother Babushka
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Fallen Persons

Population15.114 billion

CapitalLesifka Kronah
LeaderBig Brother Babushka
FaithEternum

CurrencyStone
AnimalLong-Tailed Potoo

The Fallen Kingdom of Fallen Persons is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother Babushka with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.114 billion Fallen Personsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesifka Kronah. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Personsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion Stones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,788 Stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lesifka Kronah's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Big Brother Babushka often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Fallen Persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Persons's national animal is the Long-Tailed Potoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternum.

Fallen Persons is ranked 212,382nd in the world and 368th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 163.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 462ndMost Devout: 782ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,348thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,572ndLargest Black Market: 1,902ndMost Conservative: 2,098thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,698thMost Influential: 3,190thLowest Crime Rates: 3,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,215thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,031stMost Authoritarian: 5,348thHighest Average Incomes: 5,553rdHighest Economic Output: 5,721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,357thLargest Governments: 7,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,759thMost Stationary: 9,601stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,001stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,109thHealthiest Citizens: 15,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,849thLargest Mining Sector: 17,317thTop
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Most Patriotic: 18,697thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,965thLargest Populations: 29,589thMost Extreme: 29,861stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34,193rd
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Most Conservative: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Fallen Persons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.

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