The Republic of Fallen Apples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Most Gracious Majesty with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, cheerful population of 32.933 billion Fallen Applesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallen Apples City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Applesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,012 trillion cute girl's numbers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 364,742 cute girl's numbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Fallen Apples are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown. Fallen Apples's national animal is the corgi puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fallen Apples is ranked 20,475^th in the world and 1,203^rd in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,491.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.