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Least Corrupt Governments: 22ndSafest: 100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th
The Republic of
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Minnow
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Fallen Apples

Population30.001 billion

CapitalFallen Apples City
LeaderHis Most Gracious Majesty

Currencycute girl's number
Animalcorgi puppy

The Republic of Fallen Apples is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Most Gracious Majesty with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 30.001 billion Fallen Applesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallen Apples City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Applesian economy, worth an astonishing 10,873 trillion cute girl's numbers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 362,452 cute girl's numbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, sleeping on the job is recommended, His Most Gracious Majesty has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown. Fallen Apples's national animal is the corgi puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fallen Apples is ranked 23,442nd in the world and 653rd in Balder for Most Income Equality, scoring 76.18 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 22ndSafest: 100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 127thHealthiest Citizens: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 147thMost Cultured: 157thMost Developed: 191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 200thLongest Average Lifespans: 211thHighest Food Quality: 287thHighest Poor Incomes: 389thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 396thSmartest Citizens: 407thMost Rebellious Youth: 422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 434thBest Weather: 440thHighest Economic Output: 512thMost Beautiful Environments: 515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 677thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,079thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,312thLargest Governments: 1,433rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,932ndMost Inclusive: 2,634thNicest Citizens: 2,720thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,840thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,841stMost Pacifist: 2,867thRudest Citizens: 2,992ndLargest Populations: 3,075thMost Patriotic: 3,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,128thLargest Retail Industry: 8,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,137thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,818thMost Secular: 17,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,923rdMost Income Equality: 23,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,533rd
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Patriotic: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 113th in the regionMost Pacifist: 114th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 331st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 421st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 481st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 605th in the regionMost Income Equality: 653rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 658th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fallen Apples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, His Most Gracious Majesty has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Fallen Apples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.

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