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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,993rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,192ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,884th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
Where all roads end, our path does not stop
Amaki nar Suurewie
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Fallen Albali

Population5.51 billion

LeaderAmaki nar Suurewie


The I Need a Hero of Fallen Albali is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Amaki nar Suurewie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.51 billion Albalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roulons. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Albalian economy, worth 651 trillion rahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,244 rahas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Albali's national animal is the Aerastaral, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fallen Albali is ranked 27,626th in the world and 6th in Valentine Day for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.56 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,993rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,192ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,079thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,747thLowest Crime Rates: 15,594thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,386th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the region

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