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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,541st Highest Crime Rates: 1,891st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,349th
The Democratic Anarchy of
Everything you touch, you somehow find a way to break.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Falconias Prime

Population16.82 billion

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Democratic Anarchy of Falconias Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.82 billion Falconias Primeans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The very strong Falconias Primean economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion sapphires a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 96,684 sapphires, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 594,774 per year while the poor average 6,854, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen, the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Falconias Prime has found 1 easter egg), and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Falconias Prime's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Falconias Prime is ranked 43,006th in the world and 68th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,541stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,891stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,349thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,150thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,330thMost Armed: 3,363rdFattest Citizens: 3,526thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,413thMost Pro-Market: 4,735thMost Avoided: 5,004thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,149thLargest Populations: 5,911thHighest Economic Output: 6,396thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,530thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,722ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,425thRudest Citizens: 10,646thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,840th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the region

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