The Democratic Anarchy of Falconias is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.255 billion Falcanes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Falconiasian economy, worth a remarkable 8,892 trillion cubricites a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,606 cubricites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Falconias's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Falconias is ranked 219,472^nd in the world and 41^st in Founderless for Most Primitive, scoring -404.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.