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Most Scientifically Advanced: 238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 283rdMost Secular: 387th
The Dictatorial Technocracy of
Father Knows Best State
A nation's soul is in it's people.
Drestynite Valteris
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Falchinora

Population13.885 billion

CapitalFalchion the Underground Citadel
LeaderDrestynite Valteris
FaithThe Worshipers of The God Emperor

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalDragon

The Dictatorial Technocracy of Falchinora is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drestynite Valteris with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.885 billion Falchinorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falchion the Underground Citadel. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Falchinorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,222 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 304,121 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Falchinora to be bombproof, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, people say chess victor Drestynite Valteris can kill you with mind-bullets, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Falchinora's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Worshipers of The God Emperor.

Falchinora is ranked 110,128th in the world and 2,795th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,315.42 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 283rdMost Secular: 387thMost Cultured: 521stMost Beautiful Environments: 624thHealthiest Citizens: 642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661stMost Developed: 736thLongest Average Lifespans: 863rdBest Weather: 912thSmartest Citizens: 938thHighest Disposable Incomes: 948thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,059thHighest Average Incomes: 1,929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,063rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,516thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,044thMost Inclusive: 3,234thMost Efficient Economies: 3,943rdRudest Citizens: 4,387thMost Stationary: 4,921stLowest Crime Rates: 5,175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,770thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,623rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,966thLargest Governments: 10,618thTop
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Most Influential: 12,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,477thLargest Populations: 16,875th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionMost Stationary: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 81st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 143rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 145th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 202nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 306th in the regionMost Influential: 448th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 465th in the regionLargest Black Market: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 533rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, people say chess victor Drestynite Valteris can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Falchinora to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, Falchinorian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Falchinora.
  • : Following new legislation in Falchinora, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.

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