The Sublime Catholic Union of Falangist Yunnan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Her Holiness the Hongxiang Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.828 billion Falangists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunming. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yunnanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,707 trillion Norincoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 377,240 Norincoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and bombs make good ploughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falangist Yunnan's national animal is the Samsung Tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Full Spectrum Catholicism.

Falangist Yunnan is ranked 31,350^th in the world and 3^rd in Poenas for Most Cultured, scoring 80 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.