The Yellow Holy Jewish State of Falafelandia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 588 million Falafels enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Falafelandian economy, worth 28.8 trillion Golden Shekels a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,005 Golden Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Falafelandian fashion accessory, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falafelandia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falafelandia is ranked 257,966^th in the world and 14^th in The Israeli Free Front for Fattest Citizens, with 6.64 Obesity Rate.