The Republic of Fake communism72 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.461 billion Fake communism72ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism72ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,738 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, in pet stores nationwide giraffes are growing in popularity, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism72's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism72 is ranked 9,540^th in the world and 622^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.95 law-abiding acts per hour.