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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 951stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,688thLargest Mining Sector: 2,170th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Fake communism64

Population6.353 billion

Currencyguilder
Animallion

The Republic of Fake communism64 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.353 billion Fake communism64ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism64ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,644 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, governments opposing Fake communism64 are beset by rebels, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and Fake communism64's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism64's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fake communism64 is ranked 115,752nd in the world and 2,021st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.64588688872 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 951stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,688thLargest Mining Sector: 2,170thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4,152ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,435thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,658thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,700thLargest Black Market: 4,893rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,225thMost Avoided: 5,493rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,546thNudest: 7,748thHighest Average Incomes: 7,776thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,964thMost Secular: 9,927thMost Patriotic: 10,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,494thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,946thHighest Economic Output: 19,504thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,788thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,309thLargest Governments: 28,917thLowest Crime Rates: 28,996th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 267th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 302nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 321st in the regionMost Avoided: 338th in the regionNudest: 338th in the regionLargest Black Market: 341st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 407th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 411th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 528th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 697th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 844th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 856th in the regionMost Patriotic: 924th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,020th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, Fake communism64's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, governments opposing Fake communism64 are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Fake communism64 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Fake communism64 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, the Fake communism64 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism64, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.

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