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Most Ignorant Citizens: 918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,756thLargest Mining Sector: 2,978th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fake Communism
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Fake communism37

Population3.464 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism37 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.464 billion Fake communism37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism37ian economy, worth 392 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,372 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as Fake communism37 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, third world countries are rich in "I Love Fake Communism37 City" t-shirts, every workday begins with group therapy, and Fake communism37ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism37's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism37 is ranked 12,152nd in the world and 528th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,967.68 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 918thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,756thLargest Mining Sector: 2,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,995thLargest Black Market: 4,406thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,658thMost Primitive: 5,227thMost Avoided: 7,098thMost Armed: 9,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,538thMost Secular: 10,925thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,152ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,161stMost Authoritarian: 15,113thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,845thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,176thMost Efficient Economies: 22,638th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 195th in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 201st in the regionMost Primitive: 239th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionMost Avoided: 301st in the regionMost Armed: 340th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 528th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 557th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 721st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 863rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 877th in the regionMost Stationary: 929th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 936th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 996th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fake communism37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, Fake communism37ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, third world countries are rich in "I Love Fake Communism37 City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, international tensions are high as Fake communism37 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Fake communism37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.

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