The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism37 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.464 billion Fake communism37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism37ian economy, worth 392 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,372 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
International tensions are high as Fake communism37 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, third world countries are rich in "I Love Fake Communism37 City" t-shirts, every workday begins with group therapy, and Fake communism37ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism37's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism37 is ranked 12,152nd in the world and 528th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,967.68 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
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Fake communism37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Fake communism37, Fake communism37ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
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Fake communism37, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Fake communism37, third world countries are rich in "I Love Fake Communism37 City" t-shirts.
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Fake communism37, international tensions are high as Fake communism37 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
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Fake communism37, gun ownership is compulsory.
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Fake communism37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Fake communism37, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
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Fake communism37, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
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Fake communism37, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.