The Republic of Fake Communism3 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.148 billion Fake Communism3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake Communism3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,917 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,592 monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Fake Communism3's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fake Communism3 is ranked 34,855^th in the world and 2,350^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.04 law-abiding acts per hour.