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Most Secular: 607thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,197th
The Equal Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
It's for your own good.
Supreme Chancellor Samuel
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Fairbur

Population8.468 billion

CapitalSamopolis
LeaderSupreme Chancellor Samuel

CurrencyDjoungo
AnimalPepe

The Equal Republic of Fairbur is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Samuel with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.468 billion SJWs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fairburian economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion Djoungoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,769 Djoungoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme Chancellor Samuel spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the comic book series 'Supreme Chancellor Samuel and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fairbur's national animal is the Pepe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fairbur is ranked 174,610th in the world and 10th in Regionless for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.07 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Secular: 607thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,197thMost Pacifist: 1,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,432ndMost Inclusive: 1,542ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,635thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,950thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,235thNicest Citizens: 2,415thBest Weather: 2,422ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,566thLargest Governments: 2,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,630thSafest: 2,648thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,741stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,910thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,396thMost Developed: 3,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,585thHealthiest Citizens: 3,767thLowest Crime Rates: 3,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,402ndSmartest Citizens: 5,419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,967thMost Cultured: 7,736thMost Efficient Economies: 7,812thHighest Average Incomes: 8,117thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,689thHighest Economic Output: 9,717thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,048thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,542ndHighest Drug Use: 14,937thNudest: 15,436th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fairbur's influence in Regionless rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Fairbur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Fairbur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Fairbur's influence in Regionless rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Fairbur's influence in Regionless rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Fairbur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Fairbur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Fairbur's influence in Regionless rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Fairbur, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairbur, the comic book series 'Supreme Chancellor Samuel and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.

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