The Republic of Fafoc is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Osetia Kinald with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.008 billion Fafocians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fafocian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion Bowas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,768 Bowas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes, Fafoc has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, activists are attempting to repeal Moore's Law, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fafoc's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Fafoc is ranked 53,972^nd in the world and 1^st in Ferngill Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.12 law-abiding acts per hour.