The Republic of Factory Worker 39 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 3.799 billion Factory Worker 39ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The very strong Factory Worker 39ian economy, worth 205 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,074 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned cardsball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Factory Worker 39's national animal is the cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Factory Worker 39 is ranked 153,191^st in the world and 517^th in TPFKAQ for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.77 law-abiding acts per hour.