The Republic of Facasilo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ducky with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.67 billion Facasilies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Facasily economy, worth 153 trillion Kelangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,071 Kelangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the election for Ducky's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Facasilo's national animal is the Facasilo Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anylism.

Facasilo is ranked 28,444^th in the world and 2^nd in Icor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.66 law-abiding acts per hour.