The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.619 billion Fa Nienteans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slartybartfasteum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fa Nientean economy, worth an astonishing 14,729 trillion almighty American dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 381,402 almighty American dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,205,504 per year while the poor average 8,602, a ratio of 372 to 1.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, punitive tariffs protect local industry, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, and sneezing in public is a capital offense. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fa Niente's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Pah-wraiths.

Fa Niente is ranked 19,796^th in the world and 37^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Black Market, with 188 trillion Standard Monetary Units.