The Loving Couple of F4n 4rt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.956 billion F4n 4rtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexside. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient F4n 4rtian economy, worth 582 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,542 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,967 per year while the poor average 27,160, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of F4n 4rt, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. F4n 4rt's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

F4n 4rt is ranked 63,107^th in the world and 1,605^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.18 law-abiding acts per hour.