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Largest Mining Sector: 8,585th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,833rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,865th
The Incorporated States of
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On the hunt for stupid people EVERYWHERE!
Civil Rights
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F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spies

Population12.071 billion


The Incorporated States of F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.071 billion F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The powerhouse F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spiesian economy, worth 556 trillion Buttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,090 Buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,404 per year while the poor average 10,318, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spies's national animal is the Webber, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spies is ranked 118,300th in the world and 4th in 00000000000000000000000 for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 8,585thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,833rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,865thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,482ndLargest Populations: 10,784thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,656thMost Pro-Market: 16,159th

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