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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 314thLargest Insurance Industry: 558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 643rd
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
By Force, We Wield All
His Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ezlion

Population19.713 billion

CapitalNew Radiant
LeaderHis Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII
FaithChurch of the Ezlion

CurrencyFallow
AnimalKurtel

The Holy Empire of Ezlion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.713 billion Ezlians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Radiant. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ezlionin economy, worth a remarkable 5,959 trillion Fallows a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 302,307 Fallows, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,454,411 per year while the poor average 8,221, a ratio of 298 to 1.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, police nightsticks see use all day long, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ezlion's national animal is the Kurtel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Ezlion.

Ezlion is ranked 228,482nd in the world and 636th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Least Corrupt Governments, with 5.1 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 314thLargest Insurance Industry: 558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 643rdLargest Gambling Industry: 647thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 841stMost Avoided: 842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 870thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 891stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,209thLargest Mining Sector: 1,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,317thHighest Economic Output: 1,352ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,680thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,716thHighest Average Incomes: 1,965thLargest Retail Industry: 2,139thFattest Citizens: 2,254thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,382ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,876thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,036thMost Devout: 3,576thMost Efficient Economies: 4,223rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,257thRudest Citizens: 6,072ndLargest Populations: 6,899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,108thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,467thMost Armed: 8,732ndLargest Governments: 11,414thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,498thLargest Black Market: 12,798thMost Stationary: 17,303rdMost Conservative: 18,921stMost Pro-Market: 20,273rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,779thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,996thMost Influential: 21,805th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Conservative: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ezlion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Ezlion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Ezlion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Ezlion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
  • : Ezlion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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