The Federal Republic of Ezellohar is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.426 billion Ezelloharians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ezelloharian economy, worth 59.7 trillion Feanorian Gems a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,864 Feanorian Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ezellohar's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ezellohar is ranked 53,757^th in the world and 26^th in Middle Earth for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,490.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.