The Federal Republic of Ezellohar is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 7.204 billion Ezelloharians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ezelloharian economy, worth 288 trillion Feanorian Gems a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,072 Feanorian Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezellohar's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ezellohar is ranked 183,785^th in the world and 69^th in Middle Earth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 271.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.