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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,904th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,631st Fattest Citizens: 4,215th
The Holy Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Creatrix bless the Queen
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ezeiria

Population620 million

CapitalEzeirlad

Currencyeir
Animalleopard

The Holy Queendom of Ezeiria is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 620 million Ezeirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ezeirlad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ezeirian economy, worth 80.5 trillion eirs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 129,904 eirs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 858,753 per year while the poor average 7,583, a ratio of 113 to 1.

Women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezeiria's national animal is the leopard.

Ezeiria is ranked 7,484th in the world and 178th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Corrupt Governments, with 109.87 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,904thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,631stFattest Citizens: 4,215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,500thLargest Retail Industry: 5,878thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,445thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,484thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,561stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,412thHighest Drug Use: 11,594thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,721stMost Efficient Economies: 12,796thMost Cultured: 13,327thLargest Black Market: 15,377th
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Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionNudest: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Ezeiria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, the well-to-do in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Ezeiria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezeiria, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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