The Democratic Federation of Ezechard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Skex Arlon with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.381 billion Ezechardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlotopia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ezechardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Skegbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,080 Skegbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's some really clean windows in Ezechardian houses, board shorts have replaced board rooms, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown. Ezechard's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Argoxism.

Ezechard is ranked 2,691^st in the world and 22^nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Safest, scoring 138.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.