The Democratic Federation of Ezechard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Skex Arlon with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.465 billion Ezechardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlotopia. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ezechardian economy, worth 483 trillion Skegbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,665 Skegbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime is totally unknown. Ezechard's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Argoxism.

Ezechard is ranked 51,421^st in the world and 169^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.