The Endortarting Endotarter of Eywaan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chinar Dankhara with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.998 billion Eywaanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriaa. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eywaanian economy, worth 346 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,466 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Eywaan's beaches, much of Eywaan's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and Eywaan's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eywaan's national animal is the Savatha Scorpioon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Eywaan is ranked 78,098^th in the world and 3,998^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,540.4 on the Hickory Productivity Index.