The Democratic Republic of Eywaan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chinar Dankhara with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.369 billion Eywaanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriaa. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eywaanian economy, worth 706 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,688 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime is totally unknown. Eywaan's national animal is the Savatha Scorpioon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Eywaan is ranked 15,711^th in the world and 834^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,494.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.