The Democratic Republic of Eywaan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chinar Dankhara with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.054 billion Eywaanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriaa. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eywaanian economy, worth 912 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,206 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Eywaan in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, Eywaan's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is totally unknown. Eywaan's national animal is the Savatha Scorpioon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Eywaan is ranked 5,947^th in the world and 352^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 183.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.