The Kingdom of Eysa is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working population of 769 million Eysans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragan. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The powerhouse Eysan economy, worth 62.5 trillion Dragons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,331 Dragons, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eysa's national animal is the Fire Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eysa is ranked 117,829^th in the world and 210^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.99 law-abiding acts per hour.