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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,687thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,804thMost Primitive: 6,216th
The Kingdom of all the veltians of
Father Knows Best State
Don't poo down my back and try and tell me it's mud
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Eyke

Population2.199 billion

CapitalEykïnsberg
LeaderEyke the 504th
FaithChristianity

CurrencySteel
AnimalQuarter mile Horse

The Kingdom of all the veltians of Eyke is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eyke the 504th with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.199 billion Eykians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eykïnsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The very strong Eykian economy, worth 179 trillion Steels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 81,607 Steels, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Eyke's national animal is the Quarter mile Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eyke is ranked 197,057th in the world and 1,100th in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 40.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,687thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,804thMost Primitive: 6,216thMost Influential: 6,390thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,330thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,677thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,682ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 18,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,587thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,685th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Primitive: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 135th in the region

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