by Max Barry

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Nudest: 20thMost Stationary: 15,276thMost Secular: 20,289th
The Free Land of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Old men weeping in the parks
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Good

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Eyeball Kicks

Population9.428 billion

CapitalGinsberg

Currencyzoo
AnimalSoul

The Free Land of Eyeball Kicks is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.428 billion Eyeball Kicksians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ginsberg. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Eyeball Kicksian economy, worth 284 trillion zoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,211 zoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, Eyeball Kicks has designated Ginsberg as its capital city, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyeball Kicks's national animal is the Soul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eyeball Kicks is ranked 216,910th in the world and 45th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 18 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Stationary: 15,276thMost Secular: 20,289thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,931st
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Nudest: 5th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Eyeball Kicks's influence in Nudist Dreamland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Eyeball Kicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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