The Matriarchy of Extremely witty witches is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 103 million Extremely witty witches enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Extremely witty witchesian economy, worth 934 billion Nice looking rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,071 Nice looking rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Extremely witty witches's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Extremely witty witches is ranked 201,541^st in the world and 177^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 323.96 on the Societal Mobility Rating.