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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,912thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,159thMost Pacifist: 4,482nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Everything shall be better than expected.
Influence
Vassal
Vodka Mewtini
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Explorie

Population3.429 billion

CapitalWatchtower
LeaderThe First Watcher

CurrencyLighters
Animalfour-eyed Cat

The Republic of Explorie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The First Watcher with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.429 billion Exploreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watchtower. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explorean economy, worth 509 trillion Lighters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 148,585 Lighters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, the property market is in a bit of a state, and burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Explorie's national animal is the four-eyed Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Explorie is ranked 7,828th in the world and 2nd in Farrago Fictaria for Most Cultured, scoring 133 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,912thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,159thMost Pacifist: 4,482ndNicest Citizens: 4,706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,837thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,844thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,996thMost Inclusive: 6,389thSafest: 6,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,669thMost Developed: 6,876thHighest Food Quality: 6,959thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,601stMost Cultured: 7,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,130thSmartest Citizens: 8,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,720thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,804thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,896thHealthiest Citizens: 10,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,737thLargest Governments: 11,214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,517thLowest Crime Rates: 11,661stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,117thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,707thMost Secular: 13,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,269thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 22,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,527thBest Weather: 23,599thMost Income Equality: 24,894thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,264th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Explorie's influence in Farrago Fictaria rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Explorie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, the property market is in a bit of a state.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, new Explorean taxis are fitted with server racks.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Explorie, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.

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