The Dominion of Exitos is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral General Profitus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 794 million Exitosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exitosian economy, worth 134 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 169,675 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,380,933 per year while the poor average 4,558, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exitos's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Exitos is ranked 256,229^th in the world and 10,105^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.45 bananas ingested per day.