|Leader||Admiral General Profitus|
The Dominion of Exitos is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral General Profitus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 794 million Exitosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Exitosian economy, worth 134 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 169,675 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,380,933 per year while the poor average 4,558, a ratio of 302 to 1.
Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exitos's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
- : Exitos changed its national motto to "profit Profit PROFIT".
- : Exitos changed its national leader to "Admiral General Profitus".
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, the government is encouraging violence on television.
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Exitosian humor gets.
- : Following new legislation in Exitos, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
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