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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,548th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
profit Profit PROFIT
Admiral General Profitus
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Exitos

Population794 million

CapitalBlack Rock
LeaderAdmiral General Profitus

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalFox

The Dominion of Exitos is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral General Profitus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 794 million Exitosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exitosian economy, worth 134 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 169,675 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,380,933 per year while the poor average 4,558, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exitos's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Exitos is ranked 256,229th in the world and 10,105th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.45 bananas ingested per day.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,548thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,734thFattest Citizens: 2,861stMost Patriotic: 3,014thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,441stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,467thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,714thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,890thMost Influential: 4,485thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,535thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,036thMost Avoided: 6,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,700thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,406thLargest Mining Sector: 7,450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,467thRudest Citizens: 10,615thHighest Average Incomes: 11,294thTop
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Most Armed: 14,854thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,541stLargest Insurance Industry: 17,056thMost Efficient Economies: 17,236thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,514th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68th in the regionMost Patriotic: 70th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 129th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 263rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Armed: 290th in the regionMost Influential: 301st in the regionLargest Black Market: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 413th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 485th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 490th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 501st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 532nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 659th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 757th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 769th in the regionLargest Governments: 803rd in the regionMost Cultured: 894th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Exitos changed its national motto to "profit Profit PROFIT".
  • : Exitos changed its national leader to "Admiral General Profitus".
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, the government is encouraging violence on television.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Exitosian humor gets.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.

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