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Most Devout: 1,805th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,240th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,262nd
The Imperial Havocist State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace is but a blissful dream created by the weak.
Imperatrix Excidia
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Excidiorum

Population2.977 billion

CapitalExcidiopolis
LeaderImperatrix Excidia
FaithHavocism

CurrencyNummi
AnimalXolotl

The Imperial Havocist State of Excidiorum is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Imperatrix Excidia with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.977 billion Excidiorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Excidiopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Excidioran economy, worth 447 trillion Nummis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,478 Nummis, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Excidioran beaches, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Xolotl sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Excidiorum's national animal is the Xolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Havocism.

Excidiorum is ranked 33,069th in the world and 10th in Hive for Most Developed, scoring 65 on the Human Development Index.

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5%
Most Devout: 1,805thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,506thLargest Mining Sector: 3,611thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,739thMost Avoided: 4,797thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,171stLargest Black Market: 5,957thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,983rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,967thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,086thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,837thMost Efficient Economies: 12,380thHighest Average Incomes: 12,409thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,270thLargest Governments: 15,714th
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Most Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Excidiorum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Excidiorum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Xolotl sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Excidioran beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, the Great Pyramid of Excidiopolis can be seen from miles away.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
  • : Following new legislation in Excidiorum, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.

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