The Protectorate of Excalium Nova is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 935 million Excalium Novans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The Excalium Novan economy, worth 44.3 trillion acorns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,427 acorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Excalium Nova's national animal is the chipmunk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Excalium Nova is ranked 193,298^th in the world and 73^rd in Lorania for Most Authoritarian, with 221.36 milliStalins.