The Daedric Prince of Excalium Nova is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.91 billion Recon Rangers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Park. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The Excalium Novan economy, worth 90.1 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,163 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Excalium Nova has designated the Park as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Dale has just been declared ruler of Excalium Nova in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Excalium Nova's national animal is the chipmunk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Koocoo Cola.

Excalium Nova is ranked 219,148^th in the world and 2^nd in Plane of Oblivion for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 177.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.