The Utilitarian Autocracy of Exbrenia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Overseer with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.588 billion Exbrenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exbrenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion UAE Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,132 UAE Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Red fabric is banned, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exbrenia's national animal is the Bone Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Exbrenia is ranked 193,033^rd in the world and 166^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -4.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.