The Split Clans of Exbrenia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Representative Roth with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.752 billion Exbrenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unity. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exbrenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion Bullions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,023 Bullions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Red fabric is banned, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exbrenia's national animal is the Snow Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mixed.

Exbrenia is ranked 26,341^st in the world and 35^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,900.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.