by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 952nd Most Influential: 2,409th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,471st
The Soviet Democratic Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Власть пролетариату! (Power to the proletariat!)
Пётр Саввич Морозов
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Ex Patrian SSR

Population2.969 billion

LeaderПётр Саввич Морозов

Currencyпатрийский рубль
Animalбезоаровый козел

The Soviet Democratic Federation of Ex Patrian SSR is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Пётр Саввич Морозов with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.969 billion патрийцы are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ростов-на-Дону. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming патрийский economy, worth 408 trillion патрийский рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 137,591 патрийский рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ex Patrian SSR's national animal is the безоаровый козел, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Атеизм.

Ex Patrian SSR is ranked 159,333rd in the world and 154th in Soviet Democracy for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -35 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Secular: 952ndTop
Most Influential: 2,409thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,922ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,712thMost Authoritarian: 5,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,525thLowest Crime Rates: 8,117thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,199thLargest Governments: 8,298thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,398thMost Income Equality: 8,741stBest Weather: 8,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,824thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,471stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,079thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,426thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,467thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,566thMost Conservative: 12,945thHealthiest Citizens: 13,834thMost Extreme: 14,179thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,466thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,473rdMost Developed: 16,132nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the region

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