Population | 7.738 billion |
Capital | Rostov-on-Don |
Leader | Pyotr Savvich Morozov |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Patriyskiy ruble |
Animal | Caucasian goat |
The Socialist Utopia of Ex Patrian SSR is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pyotr Savvich Morozov with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.738 billion Patrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Patriyskiy economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Patriyskiy rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 158,000 Patriyskiy rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bins outnumber trees in city parks, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ex Patrian SSR's national animal is the Caucasian goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Ex Patrian SSR is ranked 5,150th in the world and 1st in Soviet Democracy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.47 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Ex Patrian SSR's influence in Soviet Democracy rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Ex Patrian SSR removed Executive, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls authority from the WA Delegate The Empire of Yerrrr in Soviet Democracy.
- : Ex Patrian SSR's influence in Soviet Democracy rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".