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The Socialist Utopia of
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Pyotr Savvich Morozov
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Ex Patrian SSR

Population7.086 billion

LeaderPyotr Savvich Morozov

CurrencyPatriyskiy ruble
AnimalCaucasian goat

The Socialist Utopia of Ex Patrian SSR is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pyotr Savvich Morozov with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.086 billion Patrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriyskiy economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion Patriyskiy rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 157,705 Patriyskiy rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Ex Patrian SSR, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ex Patrian SSR's national animal is the Caucasian goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ex Patrian SSR is ranked 222,444th in the world and 25th in Soviet Democracy for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.29 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Secular: 1,025thMost Influential: 1,523rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,098thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,446thLowest Crime Rates: 4,131stBest Weather: 4,358thLargest Governments: 4,676thMost Developed: 4,880thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,177thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,951stHealthiest Citizens: 7,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,456thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,963rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,053rdSmartest Citizens: 9,109thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,943rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,855thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,581stMost Authoritarian: 12,734thMost Inclusive: 14,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,560thHighest Economic Output: 16,405thMost Efficient Economies: 17,039thMost Income Equality: 18,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,973rd
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