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Most Secular: 892ndMost Influential: 1,379thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,137th
The Socialist Utopia of
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Pyotr Savvich Morozov
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Ex Patrian SSR

Population5.278 billion

LeaderPyotr Savvich Morozov

CurrencyPatriyskiy ruble
AnimalCaucasian goat

The Socialist Utopia of Ex Patrian SSR is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pyotr Savvich Morozov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.278 billion Patrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriyskiy economy, worth 850 trillion Patriyskiy rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,132 Patriyskiy rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, a government program is underway to revitalize Ex Patrian SSR's beaches, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ex Patrian SSR's national animal is the Caucasian goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ex Patrian SSR is ranked 25,252nd in the world and 7th in Soviet Democracy for Most Stationary, with 617.2503341262 Days.

Most Secular: 892ndMost Influential: 1,379thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,491stLowest Crime Rates: 4,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,230thBest Weather: 4,348thLargest Governments: 4,612thMost Developed: 4,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,200thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,520thHealthiest Citizens: 6,811thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,413thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,462ndMost Authoritarian: 8,715thSmartest Citizens: 9,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,275thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,521stMost Inclusive: 13,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,179thMost Efficient Economies: 16,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,115thHighest Economic Output: 19,838th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the region

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