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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,211th Largest Mining Sector: 6,995th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,932nd
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Slowly, slowly and Boom!
Vasily Malinov
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ewoliana

Population2.506 billion

CapitalGrondacia
LeaderVasily Malinov

CurrencyEwe
AnimalFox

The Dictatorship of Ewoliana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vasily Malinov with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.506 billion Ewolianans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grondacia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The powerhouse Ewolianan economy, worth 234 trillion Ewes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 93,452 Ewes, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ewoliana's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ewoliana is ranked 69,689th in the world and 340th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,013.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,211thLargest Mining Sector: 6,995thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,932ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,717thHighest Drug Use: 11,539thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,645thMost Influential: 16,417thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,663rdMost Cultured: 16,966th
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Highest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ewoliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Ewoliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Ewoliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Ewoliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Ewoliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Ewoliana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Ewoliana was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Floodrisen.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewoliana, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Ewoliana was endorsed by The Empire of Otogal.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewoliana, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.

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