The Republic of Evin Asont is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.722 billion Evin Asontians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Evin Asontian economy, worth 37.2 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,991 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, many in Evin Asont are born in the purple, supervisors in Evin Asont commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evin Asont's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Evin Asont is ranked 102,942^nd in the world and 4^th in Alternate New World for Most Beautiful Environments, with 550.33 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.