by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,259th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,804th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,525th
The Ultimate Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Imperatoris Deus Vivat
The Supreme Evil God-Emperor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Evilness Islands

Population10.837 billion

CapitalEvil City
LeaderThe Supreme Evil God-Emperor


The Ultimate Empire of Evilness Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Evil God-Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.837 billion Villains are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The thriving Evilness Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,378 trillion Vices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,176 Vices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilness Islands's national animal is the Evilian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evilism.

Evilness Islands is ranked 12,644th in the world and 293rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 99 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,259thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,804thLowest Crime Rates: 3,525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,789thMost Influential: 4,423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,424thHealthiest Citizens: 5,923rdLargest Governments: 6,443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,467thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,043rdBest Weather: 9,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,687thSmartest Citizens: 9,760thHighest Economic Output: 10,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,265thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,454thMost Cultured: 12,644thSafest: 12,909thMost Income Equality: 13,511thMost Inclusive: 13,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,947thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,060thMost Secular: 15,732ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,863rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 216th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 226th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 230th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 236th in the regionMost Stationary: 249th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 250th in the regionSafest: 254th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 271st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 277th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionMost Inclusive: 281st in the regionMost Cultured: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 328th in the regionLargest Populations: 333rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 334th in the regionMost Secular: 367th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 376th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Developed: 416th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 467th in the region

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