The Marine Kingdom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.698 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 3,263 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 305,013 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Evilcia, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evilcia is ranked 56^th in the world and 3^rd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 99.38 on the Human Development Index.