The Marine Kingdom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.115 billion Evilcians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 4,618 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,150 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evilcia is ranked 181,711^th in the world and 4,861^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring -77.22 on the Rand Index.