Population | 14.172 billion |
Capital | Volcano-Atlantic |
Leader | Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters |
Faith | Church of Beetles |
Currency | Fauzjhiau |
Animal | Reindeer Vampire |
The Christmas Marine Kingdom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.172 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 5,227 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 368,862 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Babies are a small but significant export, many friends and relatives of Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Reindeer Vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Beetles.
Evilcia is ranked 54th in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 373.3 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Evilcia, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
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Evilcia, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
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Evilcia, many friends and relatives of Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
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Evilcia, babies are a small but significant export.
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Evilcia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
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Evilcia, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
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Evilcia, Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
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Evilcia, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
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Evilcia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
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Evilcia, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.