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Most Ignorant Citizens: 868th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,369th Largest Mining Sector: 1,465th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Lucifer's Shadow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.993 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,539 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 167,315th in the world and 62nd in Hell for Most Income Equality, scoring 2.31 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 868thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,369thLargest Mining Sector: 1,465thLargest Black Market: 1,643rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,683rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,782ndHighest Economic Output: 1,797thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,853rdMost Primitive: 2,037thFattest Citizens: 2,096thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,111thMost Avoided: 2,639thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,873rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,875thMost Conservative: 2,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,184thLargest Populations: 4,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,817thHighest Average Incomes: 4,863rdMost Devout: 4,868thMost Extreme: 5,859thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,420thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,556thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,463rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,133rdMost Stationary: 8,497thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,774thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,089thMost Influential: 9,129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,286thLargest Retail Industry: 9,934thLowest Crime Rates: 13,472ndMost Armed: 14,622ndLargest Governments: 17,191st
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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