Most Ignorant Citizens: 785th Largest Mining Sector: 1,419th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,482nd
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Lucifer's Shadow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.39 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,420 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 9,578th in the world and 10th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 945.70772808 Days.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 785thLargest Mining Sector: 1,419thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,482ndLargest Black Market: 1,573rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,692ndMost Primitive: 1,733rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,734thHighest Economic Output: 1,804thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,827thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,985thFattest Citizens: 2,110thMost Avoided: 2,490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,831stMost Conservative: 2,843rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,151stHighest Average Incomes: 4,543rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,572ndMost Devout: 4,601stLargest Populations: 4,860thMost Extreme: 5,134thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,224thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,421stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,313thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,504thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,389thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,490thMost Influential: 8,731stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,898thMost Stationary: 9,578thLowest Crime Rates: 13,523rdMost Armed: 13,639th
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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