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Most Ignorant Citizens: 849th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,280th Largest Mining Sector: 1,448th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Lucifer's Shadow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.467 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,632 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 2,049th in the world and 6th in Hell for Fattest Citizens, with 42.42 Obesity Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 849thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,280thLargest Mining Sector: 1,448thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,591stLargest Black Market: 1,669thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,724thHighest Economic Output: 1,785thMost Primitive: 1,826thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,885thFattest Citizens: 2,049thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,077thMost Conservative: 2,555thMost Avoided: 2,597thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,793rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,822ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,980thLargest Populations: 4,307thMost Devout: 4,686thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,715thHighest Average Incomes: 4,997thMost Extreme: 5,604thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,808thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,993rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,274thTop
Most Stationary: 7,929thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,984thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,997thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,560thMost Influential: 9,043rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,820thLowest Crime Rates: 12,786thMost Armed: 13,178th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the region

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