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Most Ignorant Citizens: 944th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,203rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,473rd
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Lucifer's Shadow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Evil Personz

Population19.545 billion

CapitalSin City Las Vegas
LeaderDoctor Mad

CurrencyHuman Blood
AnimalFlying Evil Monkey

The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, vat-grown people, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.545 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,844 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 5,683rd in the world and 10th in Hell for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,673.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 944thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,203rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,473rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,562ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,717thHighest Economic Output: 1,799thLargest Black Market: 1,838thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,126thMost Primitive: 2,170thMost Avoided: 2,632ndFattest Citizens: 2,671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,919thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,199thLargest Populations: 4,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,179thMost Devout: 5,079thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,081stHighest Average Incomes: 5,345thMost Conservative: 5,571stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,943rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,063rdMost Stationary: 7,275thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,076thMost Extreme: 8,139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,476thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,469thMost Influential: 9,565thLargest Retail Industry: 11,013thLowest Crime Rates: 13,502ndMost Armed: 15,232ndLargest Governments: 16,919th
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

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