The State of Evil Park is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.408 billion Evil Parkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The strong Evil Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,647 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, military spending is on the increase, and Evil Park has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Park's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Park is ranked 117,070^th in the world and 1^st in Honiara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.01 law-abiding acts per hour.