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Most Valuable International Artwork: 320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,536thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,997th
The 🌸Unhinged Girlboss🌸 of
Father Knows Best State
I can eat you for breakfast
Security Officer/Magi of Foreign Affairs 🌸
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Evil Mother

Population6.818 billion

CapitalEvil Undercity
LeaderIca of the Dinosaurs

CurrencyMother Mylk
AnimalTyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex

The 🌸Unhinged Girlboss🌸 of Evil Mother is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ica of the Dinosaurs with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 6.818 billion Evil Motherians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Undercity. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Evil Motherian economy, worth 367 trillion Mother Mylks a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,924 Mother Mylks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Mother's national animal is the Tyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tyrannosaurinism.

Evil Mother is ranked 144,484th in the world and 397th in The Wellspring for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,529.04 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 320thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,536thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,997thMost Influential: 5,498thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,688th
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 45th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 71st in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 82nd in the region

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