The Queendom of Evil Mother is a massive, genial nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.499 billion Evil Motherians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The sizeable but inefficient Evil Motherian economy, worth 72.0 trillion Mother Mylks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,029 Mother Mylks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evil Mother's national animal is the Tyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Mother is ranked 53,549^th in the world and 64^th in Caer Sidi for Best Weather, with 114 Meters Of Sunlight.