Population | 9.033 billion |
Capital | Evil Undercity |
Leader | Ica of the Dinosaurs |
Faith | Tyrannosaurinism |
Currency | Mother Mylk |
Animal | Tyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex |
The 🌸Unhinged Girlboss🌸 of Evil Mother is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ica of the Dinosaurs with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 9.033 billion Evil Motherians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Undercity. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Evil Motherian economy, worth 511 trillion Mother Mylks a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,631 Mother Mylks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Mother's national animal is the Tyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tyrannosaurinism.
Evil Mother is ranked 169,998th in the world and 260th in The Wellspring for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 48.8 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evil Mother lodged a message on the The Wellspring Regional Message Board.
- : The of 9006 renamed the office held by Evil Mother from "Magi of Foreign Affairs" to "Mage of Foreign Affairs" in The Wellspring.
- : The of 9006 renamed the office held by Evil Mother from "Magi of Foreign Affairs 🌸" to "Magi of Foreign Affairs" in The Wellspring.
- : Evil Mother lodged a message on the The Wellspring Regional Message Board.
- : Evil Mother's influence in The Wellspring fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Evil Mother's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Evil Mother lodged a message on the The Wellspring Regional Message Board.
- : Evil Mother lodged a message on the The Wellspring Regional Message Board.
- : Evil Mother's influence in The Wellspring fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Evil Mother lodged a message on the The Wellspring Regional Message Board.