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Largest Insurance Industry: 455th Largest Gambling Industry: 677th Most Ignorant Citizens: 805th
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Evil Lord Sauron

Population18.649 billion

CapitalBarad-Dur
LeaderThe Ever Present Eye of Sauron
Faithevilness of evil Scientology

CurrencyMan Flesh
AnimalNazgul

The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.649 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,453 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 238,796 Man Fleshes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

A mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 1,473rd in the world and 5th in Mordor for Fattest Citizens, with 50.28 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 455thLargest Gambling Industry: 677thMost Ignorant Citizens: 805thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 808thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 900thMost Avoided: 989thLargest Mining Sector: 1,017thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,390thMost Efficient Economies: 1,391stMost Stationary: 1,458thFattest Citizens: 1,473rdLargest Black Market: 1,617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,650thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1,746thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,012thMost Devout: 2,612thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,716thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,066thHighest Average Incomes: 3,298thLargest Retail Industry: 3,405thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,090thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,116thMost Influential: 4,332ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,741stLargest Populations: 5,935thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,091stTop
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Most Armed: 10,215thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,325thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,405thMost Conservative: 12,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,546thLargest Governments: 16,634th
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5%
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.

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