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Largest Insurance Industry: 464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 478thLargest Gambling Industry: 538th
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Evil Lord Sauron

Population21.957 billion

LeaderThe Ever Present Eye of Sauron
Faithevilness of evil Scientology

CurrencyMan Flesh

The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.957 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 5,417 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,727 Man Fleshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,413 per year while the poor average 62,875, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Evil Lord Sauron, and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 2,292nd in the world and 3rd in Mordor for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 47,548.87 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 478thLargest Gambling Industry: 538thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 895thMost Avoided: 952ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,009thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,175thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,179thLargest Mining Sector: 1,186thFattest Citizens: 1,217thMost Stationary: 1,292ndHighest Economic Output: 1,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,292ndTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,349thLargest Black Market: 2,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,421stMost Devout: 2,804thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,234thLargest Retail Industry: 3,468thHighest Average Incomes: 3,566thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,578thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,411thMost Influential: 5,282ndLargest Populations: 5,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,493rdRudest Citizens: 7,997thMost Efficient Economies: 8,526thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,264thMost Armed: 9,734thTop
Most Conservative: 15,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,585thLargest Governments: 16,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,309thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,824th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the region

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