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Evil Lord Sauron

Population23.788 billion

CapitalBarad-Dur
LeaderThe Ever Present Eye of Sauron
Faithevilness of evil Scientology

CurrencyMan Flesh
AnimalNazgul

The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.788 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 5,869 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,727 Man Fleshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,413 per year while the poor average 62,875, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Evil Lord Sauron, and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 244,660th in the world and 26th in Mordor for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -32 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 413thLargest Gambling Industry: 525thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 872ndMost Avoided: 978thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,021stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,131stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,192ndMost Stationary: 1,233rdFattest Citizens: 1,245thLargest Mining Sector: 1,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,555thHighest Economic Output: 1,675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,080thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,300thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,454thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,713thLargest Black Market: 2,765thMost Devout: 2,843rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,446thHighest Average Incomes: 3,752ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,159thLargest Populations: 5,244thMost Influential: 5,380thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,381stMost Patriotic: 6,772ndRudest Citizens: 8,175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,840thMost Efficient Economies: 9,358thMost Armed: 11,275thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,524thLargest Governments: 16,076thMost Conservative: 16,533rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,104thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,462nd
Top
5%
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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