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Evil Lord Sauron

Population19.556 billion

CapitalBarad-Dur
LeaderThe Ever Present Eye of Sauron
Faithevilness of evil Scientology

CurrencyMan Flesh
AnimalNazgul

The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.556 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,784 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 244,664 Man Fleshes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 2,555th in the world and 2nd in Mordor for Most Devout, with 5,273.53 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 459thLargest Gambling Industry: 597thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 769thMost Ignorant Citizens: 848thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 882ndMost Avoided: 937thLargest Mining Sector: 1,028thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,188thFattest Citizens: 1,206thMost Efficient Economies: 1,345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,393rdMost Stationary: 1,407thLargest Black Market: 1,441stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,609thHighest Economic Output: 1,638thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,021stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,473rdMost Devout: 2,555thLargest Retail Industry: 3,020thHighest Average Incomes: 3,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,516thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,653rdMost Influential: 4,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,818thLargest Populations: 5,596thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,886thMost Armed: 6,558thRudest Citizens: 6,748thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,261stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,474thMost Conservative: 13,187thLargest Governments: 14,622ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,438th
Top
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Evil Lord Sauron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Lord Sauron, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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