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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,346thMost Primitive: 1,837thMost Avoided: 4,718th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work!
Influence
Powerbroker
Premier
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Evil Langburn

Population520 million

CapitalEvil Onita

CurrencyLangburn dollar
Animalfox

The Empire of Evil Langburn is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 520 million Evil Langburnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Onita. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The Evil Langburnian economy, worth 47.0 trillion Langburn dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,329 Langburn dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Langburn is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Evil Langburn's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evil Langburn is ranked 27,728th in the world and 2nd in Langburn for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,434.33 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,346thMost Primitive: 1,837thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,905thMost Secular: 5,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,605thMost Authoritarian: 7,339thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,764thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,621stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,560thMost Conservative: 11,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,414thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,935thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,790th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Evil Langburn, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Langburn, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Langburn, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Langburn, Evil Langburn is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Langburn, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Evil Langburn's influence in Langburn rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Evil Langburn's influence in Langburn fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Evil Langburn's influence in Langburn rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Evil Langburn's influence in Langburn rose from "Negotiator" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Evil Langburn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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