by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 880th Most Secular: 1,036th Most Influential: 1,235th
The Grub Honoring Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
Viele, als einer!
Dictator ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ Mk III
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Political Freedom

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The Grub Honoring Peoples of Evil Dictators Happyland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ Mk III with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.428 billion dank memers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Dictators Happylandian economy, worth 438 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,400 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Dictator ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ด้้้ Mk III wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, democratic debates have been removed from the government, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupeed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 165,624th in the world and 1,110th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 29.24 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 880thMost Secular: 1,036thMost Influential: 1,235thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,313thMost Inclusive: 1,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,690thTop
Largest Governments: 1,719thMost Developed: 1,897thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,957thLowest Crime Rates: 2,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,110thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,600thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,831stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,370thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,456thMost Cultured: 3,490thSmartest Citizens: 3,530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,561stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,665thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,404thHighest Average Incomes: 6,582ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,441stMost Efficient Economies: 7,491stTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,151stFattest Citizens: 9,939thMost Pacifist: 12,327thNudest: 14,280thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,408th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the region

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