by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 611th Most Influential: 724th Highest Average Tax Rates: 972nd
The United Peoples of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Almighty Holder of the Index Card
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Evil Dictators Happyland

Population3.376 billion

CapitalNew Egopolis
LeaderThe Almighty Holder of the Index Card

Currencystandard monetary unit
Animaltoupéed eagle

The United Peoples of Evil Dictators Happyland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Almighty Holder of the Index Card with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.376 billion dank memers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth 683 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 202,384 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, skateparks can be found in every city, Evil Dictators Happyland successfully hosted the 10000 Islands Olympics, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Evil Dictators Happyland's House of Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 178,649th in the world and 1,270th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Secular: 611thMost Influential: 724thHighest Average Tax Rates: 972ndMost Inclusive: 1,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,113thLargest Governments: 1,189thLowest Crime Rates: 1,416thMost Developed: 1,591stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,786thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,792ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,029thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,183rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,518thSmartest Citizens: 2,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,754thMost Cultured: 3,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,709thHighest Average Incomes: 5,005thMost Pacifist: 6,047thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,749thMost Efficient Economies: 7,589thTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,379thRudest Citizens: 15,991stHighest Economic Output: 17,729th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 108 » Samonaemia, Wysrod, HN67, Earth Federation, Anollasia, The Tasmanian Islands, Coreras, Better Indonesia, Tzo, United Socialists of the Highest Power, Spiritbw, Achiotopia, Slaytania, Chip Skylark, Seranis, UNpoopburg, Zyrcrestia, DunNaGall, LiberationVille, The Soylent Green Party, Zeklandia, Manlinesslavia, Creeptopia, Lamborghini Murcielago, Mystiquelle, Grimlandia, FreeGunsForAll, Berzerkastan, Seantonia, Grungerock, Zeganas, Colonel Terrosit, Testa, Rex Republic, Oom, Cybershield, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Kilenel, LimpBizkit, Hacame, Pax Athena, Jobsteria, The Iron Crown Order, Blogotopia, Perzische Keizer, Lebenlauf, Hawalius, Roisin Dubh, Whatapity, Tijdtevelia, and 58 others.BNL Corporation, Newplacelandia, The Biggles Syndicate, Neko Catpanions, Syvie, Dominion Of Compassion, Edorask, Dustwind, Karlando, Novegia, Sygnafylki, The Parandeam, Unwo, Datland, Kebecois, Wolfpredator, Valcour, Mozambiq, Snoozing Buffalax, Isentran, Fascist Polish-lithuanian commonwealth, Psolick, NorthernMassachusetts, The Snake Brotherhood, Mostly Idiots, Saturn Glimmer, Faulknaria, Emanian Republic, Spes Amor, Stroulia, Wealth and Peace, Limonata, Puffandria, The Dramatic Region of Zilkend, New Minerve, Fiodiya, Independent Communist Knowledges, Freres La Cote, Sissila, Gronkolioman, Junnland, Alemputo, Secular States of the Philippines, Kalraydas, Finswedeway, Lattiland, Wheatley Laboratories, Kira Worshipers, The African Emirates, Declan Lo Monaco, Marlonland, Saiure, Dannesberg, The Maj Earabia, Bristannia, Corynthio, Ashirou, and United Indian Ocean Islands.

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