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Evil Dictators Happyland

Population5.876 billion

CapitalNew Egopolis

Currencystandard monetary unit
Animaltoupéed eagle

The People's Dictatorship of Evil Dictators Happyland is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.876 billion comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,551 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 153,659th in the world and 986th in 10000 Islands for Most Pro-Market, scoring -75.78 on the Rand Index.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 660thMost Inclusive: 733rdLargest Governments: 763rdMost Secular: 920thMost Influential: 1,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,045thLowest Crime Rates: 1,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,297thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,396thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,429thSmartest Citizens: 1,442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,652ndTop
Most Developed: 1,789thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,018thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,088thMost Cultured: 2,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,537thHighest Average Incomes: 3,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,393rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,368thMost Efficient Economies: 6,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,820thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,247thHighest Economic Output: 9,384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,852ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,214thNicest Citizens: 12,738thMost Authoritarian: 15,487th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the region

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