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Highest Average Tax Rates: 571stHighest Poor Incomes: 625thMost Advanced Public Education: 700th
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Evil Dictators Happyland

Population9.669 billion

CapitalNew Egopolis
LeaderDictator Alexander the Deceased
Faithcommunism

Currencystandard monetary unit
Animaltoupéed eagle

The The People's Dictatorship of Evil Dictators Happyland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Alexander the Deceased with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.669 billion comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 2,768 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,295 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Evil Dictators Happyland, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is communism.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 5,166th in the world and 75th in 10000 Islands for Highest Economic Output, with 2,768 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 571stHighest Poor Incomes: 625thMost Advanced Public Education: 700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 732ndLargest Governments: 738thMost Inclusive: 769thMost Advanced Public Transport: 873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 950thMost Secular: 967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 981stLowest Crime Rates: 1,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,362ndSmartest Citizens: 1,394thMost Influential: 1,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,457thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,535thMost Efficient Economies: 1,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,800thMost Developed: 2,166thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,348thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,439thMost Cultured: 2,453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,895thLargest Black Market: 2,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,644thHighest Economic Output: 5,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,774thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,214thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,767thMost Authoritarian: 17,148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,058thNicest Citizens: 18,433rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionMost Income Equality: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Evil Dictators Happyland lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Evil Dictators Happyland.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, recognizing the communist flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Evil Dictators Happyland, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.

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