by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 950th Most Influential: 988th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,086th
The United Peoples of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ich verkaufe kommunismus- und kommunismuszubehör.
Dictatoress Thera Anderson
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The United Peoples of Evil Dictators Happyland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictatoress Thera Anderson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.819 billion dank memers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth 537 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 190,829 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, glamping dank memers won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 43,205th in the world and 256th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 12.49 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 950thMost Influential: 988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,086thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,105thMost Inclusive: 1,148thLargest Governments: 1,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,431stLowest Crime Rates: 1,625thMost Developed: 1,645thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,299thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,964thSmartest Citizens: 3,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,220thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,500thMost Cultured: 3,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,730thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,343rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,641stTop
Most Pacifist: 9,248thNicest Citizens: 9,429thMost Income Equality: 12,505thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,279thNudest: 16,455th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 75th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 134th in the region

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