by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 516th Most Influential: 777th Highest Average Tax Rates: 835th
The United Regime of
Father Knows Best State
Dictator Alexander Mk V
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Evil Dictators Happyland

Population4.053 billion

CapitalNew Egopolis
LeaderDictator Alexander Mk V

Currencystandard monetary unit
Animaltoupéed eagle

The United Regime of Evil Dictators Happyland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dictator Alexander Mk V with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.053 billion dank memers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth 857 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,672 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-standard monetary unit mansions, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 170,763rd in the world and 1,310th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.38 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Secular: 516thMost Influential: 777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 835thMost Inclusive: 932ndLargest Governments: 1,055thLowest Crime Rates: 1,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,361stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,664thMost Developed: 1,664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,703rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,830thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,038thSmartest Citizens: 2,258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,291stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,822ndMost Cultured: 3,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,171stHighest Average Incomes: 4,535thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,073rdMost Pacifist: 6,128thMost Efficient Economies: 7,310thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,598thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,973rdHighest Economic Output: 14,515th
Lowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 71st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 121st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the region

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