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Most Scientifically Advanced: 572nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 581st Most Secular: 620th
The People's Dictatorship of
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Dictator Alexander the Deceased
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Evil Dictators Happyland

Population6.945 billion

CapitalNew Egopolis
LeaderDictator Alexander the Deceased

Currencystandard monetary unit
Animaltoupéed eagle

The People's Dictatorship of Evil Dictators Happyland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dictator Alexander the Deceased with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.945 billion comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,704 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,361 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the children of Evil Dictators Happyland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is communism.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 1,726th in the world and 39th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 97.14 on the Human Development Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 572ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 581stMost Secular: 620thMost Inclusive: 696thLargest Governments: 714thHighest Poor Incomes: 982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 989thMost Influential: 1,045thLowest Crime Rates: 1,076thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,201stSmartest Citizens: 1,305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,374thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,601stTop
Most Developed: 1,726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,841stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,962ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,243rdMost Cultured: 2,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,048thHighest Average Incomes: 3,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,524thMost Efficient Economies: 6,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,417thHighest Economic Output: 7,520thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,385thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,407thNicest Citizens: 15,313thNudest: 15,382ndMost Income Equality: 16,714th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the region

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